英语幽默故事与笑话集锦一：
It's Not My Fault Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
英语幽默故事与笑话集锦二：
A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
英语幽默故事与笑话集锦三：
Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."