圣诞英语小笑话一：
Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
圣诞英语小笑话二：
the lowest grade"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
圣诞英语小笑话三：
the chemical formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ? Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!